Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is for Notre Dame to pick themselves up off the floor, dust themselves off, and start off on the right path towards success. I have compiled a wish list for Notre Dame that I hope you will consider fulfilling this holiday season. Please don’t judge me, in regards to the naughty or nice list, based on my behavior while viewing or attending a Notre Dame games on Saturdays.
All I want for Christmas is...
- A competent head coach that will back up his vision with action and results
- Golden Tate to come back for his senior season (as a player Santa, don’t screw me here)
- A healthy Dayne Crist for the Spring
- A letter of intent from Chris Martin to attend Notre Dame in the Fall (or Spring).
- A commitment from Seantrel Henderson to solidify our o-line
- A healthy Armando Allen for the entire season.
- Longer spikes for Theo Riddick so he can stay on his feet.
- A secondary coach that will not put a corner/safety on the field before they know their coverage assignments.
- A tackling dummy.
- Gold paint that will not chip off a helmet. (it is just embarrassing)
- Letters of intent from Lamarcus Joyner (CB), Dietrich Riley (S), J.R. Ferguson (DE), Anthony Barr (RB), and Kyle Prater (WR).
- Charlie Jr. To still be on the sideline with a playskool headset.
- Manti Teo to denounce Mormonism.
- An Asian leprechaun mascot…why not? I’d settle for a midget though…
- Officer Tim McCarthy to come out of retirement so we may never hear the end of “May I have your attention please…” at the end of each third quarter at Notre Dame Stadium. Tim, I will never know how many times you have saved my life by preventing someone from drinking and driving after the game on Saturday.
Love,
St. Patty
P.S. I put out the milk and cookies for you, however, at the last minute I decided Charlie could use some comfort food so I sent them his way.
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